this guy is really becoming an eyesore 

Slow news day?

“Buffalo called, and...”

Asshole doesn’t want to play for asshole team, and asshole team doesn’t want asshole to play for them. What’s the problem?

That ship sailed when the Pelicans decided to spend the pre-deadline period basically trolling the Lakers instead of replying in good faith to what could still very well wind up being the best trade offer out there.

If I might be so bold, I advise you to invest anyway. Given that you’re early 30's, your investing horizon is very long and thus, any money that you have in the market has time to recover and grow after any sort of crash. Better to invest and leave it than to try and time when you enter.

Note, of course, that you…

This is quite different than the previous posts. This is a Giri post as I know it, weird and yet so universal.

Seriously, is every member of the office working on a take here?  Burneko?  Drew?  Barry? Samer?  That one soccer guy?  I’m waiting.

Yikes, man. 

Holy fuck man

Nope, not harsh at all. Anyone who works in live TV - especially news - knows that you don’t pull shit like this, and that doing so is a fireable offense. You don’t do unexpected shit like this, particularly something that’s editorializing and potentially actionable — if I’m running a live news show I need people I…

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Im sorry Gabe but all value is subjective. Meaning there is no objective standard of what something is worth. Machado and Harper are not “worth” any particular salary. Yes, in the past, players similar to them (or even worse than them) got big ling term deals. That’s is no guarantee of future deals and not proof that…

Great. So now I’m going to spend the rest of my life either working or drunk.

Who’s got time to read something this long?

I got like 800 stars for singing Romo’s praises in the Deadspin post on Monday (just stating that because THAT’S A LOT and to confirm any assumption of Romo-bias). I don’t enjoy him because he’s got some kind of second-sight; he’s just a much better color commentator than I’m used to. Even other competent ones like…

I’m not so much in awe of how he can do the things he can do in the booth, such as predict plays.  I understand that the guy was an NFL QB very recently and a pretty darn good one at that.  I’m more amazed at how shitty every other color commentator is in comparison and I’m pissed I didn’t get to listen to a Tony…

Dude. He was great. Bernie Kosar did preseason for the Browns for a while and could do the same thing.

while we have you, can talk about your decision to help cover up sexual assault allegations by two different women against Greg Howard?

it’s gettin creepy