Garlic cloves (cut up a bit to increase surface area, but with skin still on) and onions have very much transformed my stock. Overload your pot with these.

both of you need a time-out

You got lists for days, partner.

She, and the cover, are fine.

this is dumb, michael

One thing to look out for: I signed up for an IBR plan right out of law school and later consolidated my public loans. Problem was, I did not pay attention to the fact that they put me in the standard repayment plan when they consolidated. I didn’t catch this for two years, so that’s two years of public service work…

“You’re not allowed to say something because of the color of your skin.”

Y’all still standing on that “transgender okay, transracial not” bullshizz? You need to get on the right side of history.

It is the last two of those things.

You’re gonna sit here, claiming to be music critics, and not mention the first three cuts from Project Pat’s 1999 opus “Ghetty Green”? Okay then.

At-home patients don’t seem to be volunteering much to their doctors.

Talk show host has guest on show. So people doing their jobs gets you Mad Online now?

Yes, hello, I have some question. I have many some question.

That’s such an absurdly ignorant statement on so many levels you’d need an elevator to go through them.

69 likes. Nice.

he turned into, after throttling, then turned away, and that is how the rear wheel hit him.

so he goosed the throttle but instead of turning away from the kid, he turned into the kid? cool.

yeah, i saw that bad analogy in one of your earlier comments. problem is, the kid did not walk in front of the car.

i know. im tired of those sprint cars just randomly turning the wrong way, throttling themselves, and running into people

Laura and Tony both ran people over with their car and got away with it.