This just in: murder is legal in the state of New York.

shhhh..

look at u tryna jone like a schoolboy bish

Ha... ha?

Dude, you’re already married. You don’t need to say this ish to try and get laid anymore.

This isn’t the weekend. Go back to your cave.

So what, exactly, is wrong with that script?

Yeah....

Such as?

death is funny

Yo- Comfortably Numb is a GREAT tune.

I would clarify, but seeing as how you’ve been thoroughly dunked on in these comments already, I don’t want to pile on.

Well, Sir Strawman, since expression is speech, and they’re expressing themselves with their fists, you’re very wrong!

Not as bad as suppressing speech!

Brendan, you’re glorifying people who really shouldn’t be glorified here. People who like to punch people for talking are definitely a problem.

You’re thinking of Country Grammar, not Ride Wit Me.

No, we should be focused on the kid who made this shit up.

In the Deadspin comments section? Hardly.

HIS DAD DIED, CUT HIM SOME SLACK

Damn, uh... Jared can get it.