Most of the responses in here:

Genetically Modified Cars? One GMC is enough.

well, I guess my “whats for lunch” decision has been made.

TL;DR, but didn’t we establish that it wasn’t the back of the trailer, it was the front?

Make Datsun Great Again!

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TL;DR: Something something daily Tesla blah blah.

Those red tube looking things at the back aren’t struts, they’re shocks.

I feel like that’s the whole point though. It’s whole purpose is to be ridiculous. The next presidential limo ought to be a stretched Hellcat Charger, in Red, White, and Blue. Have you ever tried to keep black paint clean? What were they thinking?

Please say they’re considering a GTLM entry?

I mean, I like Tesla, SpaceX, etc, but is it possible to go one 24Hr period without another story about how much the new regime at Jalopnik wants to sniff his (Musk’s) farts? I mean, there’s a pretty cool new Alfa out there. Some new Volvos.

OMG MOAR TESLA blah, blah, blah.

+1 short tail.

I completely agree. Now this:

It’s a Canada card, friend!

WWE match: Idaho v. Florida. Loser is removed from statehood. Who ya got?

Almost always. But consider the source, I guess.