I agree. It's nice to see ANY step in the right direction. Good on them.

YOU are pretty clever. The only thing on the planet that would have made that first paragraph funnier is if you had used Lexus instead of BMW. Well done, sir.

This is what it will be like when the Internet gains sentience and starts commenting on articles posted on itself.

Stars for you. I actually read the book before seeing the movie and it's one of the only times I was glad I had read it and understood a bit better what Forrest's role was before seeing the adaptation.

THIS IS A TRUE FACT ON THE INTERNET.

It was cool when you dished on the Notebook but now you are pointing out all the things wrong or screwy with movies I intensely adore and it's making me feel like maybe I am not the best judge of a movie's value and I don't know what to do with myself.

OMG me too. I don't know what it is. I actually went on a date to this movie and this really kind, probably pitying young woman made out with me even though I cried so hard she probably thought I had met Forrest, become his gay lover, and then ran over him accidentally with a thresher.

Am I the only one who thinks you should send this to the police?

He could not have found a lawyer with a more appropriate last name.

I want this piece to find me in a bar taking swing dance lessons, get me blackout drunk with single malt scotch, white russians, and cigars, and have its way with me.

Holy shit your commentators are going full-bingo-card on you, below. That is amazing.

You kids today, with your gazillion types of Star Destroyers and no Discovery One. Why, in my day...

Agreed. I generally feel like we should be recalled.

Hey, thanks, Tipa!

I don't know, man. The very fact that Hamm's is not on your "least shitty american beer list" sort of invalidates the whole thing to me.

WHAT'LL YA HAVE?

Hasn't the fact that most reality tv shows have writers been "outed" for some time, now?

my favorite part of this is watching her facial expressions directly broadcast her level of self-confidence:

It's OK. I'm not, "ZOMG MUST HAVE!!!" Which is how I usually react, sad to say. Colors are not awesome but part of the Easter bunny look is because of the wallpaper, which should still be adjustable (I hope).