What an absolute knockout. Damn.

I’m just gonna put this right here for anyone who hasn’t seen it before.

“pioneers in law enforcement, guardians of intellectual properties.”

I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the year when President Obama met Lil’ Pope...

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

This wouldn’t be half as controversial if Blizzard hadn’t unequivocally bowed to the Communist party in its Chinese-language announcement. Translated:

If this drowns out the clusterfuck year Activision-Blizzard has had I will be more disgusted than I already am. Seriously, fuck Activision’s executives

The spoiler is that you’re both gigantic nerds. 

This is 100% truth. Every popeyes in my area is running on 3 or 4 people.

Monday started off with a gut-punch if you’re a Chick-fil-a-vangelist, or a Popeyes worker on a perennially short-staffed shift:

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

This is the worst thing I have read about a school. I cannot understand how a ritual like this is initiated, then becomes culture within a school. The coaches, administrators and assistants all need to be fired. This behavior does not get passed down in isolation without consent from an adult.

I already SAID I was buying it Friday, jeeeeeeeez. 

Between this and Disco Elysium, I am a spoiled little rpg baby.

This sound like something a Ghost would say to throw us off. 

Saying Digimon is darker and more mature than, say Pokemon, is like saying Seasame Street is darker and more mature than Barney 😂

That was absolutely fantastic, looking forward to the rest of the season! Regina King was wonderful and Jeremy Irons as Adrian Veidt is going to be amazing.