That was a typo, as per my reply above. I assume that by now we'd just be hanging out at home. I'm just not sure what he's supposed to be doing differently beyond having his own place that we could go to from time to time.

No, I just forgot the word "not" between "I assume non-manchild" and "is going to be taking me out". I assume that after a certain point, you're not going out; you're just sort of hanging out at home. So, given that he's considerate about stuff, washes the dishes, cooks for me and all that, I'm still curious how a man…

Okay, so what would a non-manchild do? A non-manchild who assumes that we're exclusive and boyfriend/girlfriend. (An assumption that he shouldn't be making, but whatever, that's not my concern this minute). I assume non-manchild is going to be taking me out to nice dinners and events all the time and after a certain…

Fuck. me.

Damn. I seem to have a groin injury. This better not affect my Guy adventures.

I don't think I'd want anything. Is that weird?

Ah fuck. I forgot about the Open Thread. Forgot that it's Friday. It's my pregnant lady brain.

Nobody will ever be able to convince me that Tom Cruise is a human being.

Jessica Pare went in to audition for the role of a hooker, apparently, and Matthew Weiner got a big hard-on, so he gave her a part and then all of a sudden made her the star of the show. Whoops, except that she's a hideously bad actor and the character is poorly written. Matthew Weiner simply made the mistake that…

Listen up, Weiner: Jessica Pare is never going to fuck you. And your son is creepy.

There were a few good episodes: the second and third to last, noteably, which uncoincidentally featured Megan far less. But this season has absolutely sucked compared to the rest and Megan is the reason. Jessica Pare is a horrible, horrible actress and Matthew Weiner is a fucking idiot for letting his boner ruin his…

I don't have Megan hate. I have Jessica Pare hate and Matthew Weiner hate for having a massive crush on her.

"Walkley Road Crips"? That just sounds so very, very lame. So very Ottawa.

I couldn't fall asleep till after two last night, then was rudely awakened by my neighbour getting up at 6:30, then fell back to sleep, then couldn't get up when my alarm went off at 10, then hit snooze till 1 PM. Now I'm cranky and hungry and miserable and I don't have enough time to do everything I need to do today,…

I guess I'll have to take your word for it. It's been over thirty for the past few days and barely went below zero once all winter. And I'm pretty sure it was up to nearly 50 with the humidex a few days last summer. I'm also pretty sure that the weather varies somewhat across Canada, 'cause, ya know, it's a big place.…

Except that it isn't. Have you ever been here?

Or atheist Jews. I'm Jewish and know a lot of Jews, and almost none of us believe in God. Judaism can actually have very little to do with traditional religion, per se.

Maybe I should just give up on humans altogether and get a dog.

Well, I do understand that a young child might get attached to his mother's partner if they were together for awhile. But Jenny McCarthy is just such a pain in the ass and seems to stir up shit about everything, so I'm siding with Carrey on this one.

Fair enough. But, once again, condom usage does not prevent herpes transmission. Herpes dating sites are for people with herpes who might not want to deal with being stigmatized and vilified. Bareback sex is pretty much a horrible idea for anyone. And yes, this guy should be in jail for assaulting her, which is what…