I've always figured that if there is a God, s/he's an idiot or an asshole or both.

You told the OP that she should have said hello back. You've used the word "should" a lot and said multiple times that it's the polite thing to do. It sounds a bit like an expectation.

Penelope, you have an Oscar, you've been Almodovar's muse, you have inside scoop on what the fuck is up with Tom Cruise, you've worn some of the prettiest dresses in the world, AND you're married to Javier Vardem. SHUT. UP.

I live in a far bigger city than you do, but whatever.

So of course I had to go look. I'm such a masochist.

There's this guy I know who apparently does this, though it's usually just stills. His girfriend, our mutual friend, found hundreds of thousands of photos of random women out in public, stored on his computer. He doesn't share them, but it's still really gross.

I did! I did! I had sex on the ground at my favourite park, among other things that made yesterday absolutely fantastic!

Oh my gawd. I discovered this glorious man in Cairo Time, and then proceeded to see it a second time, then rent it, then buy it.

It's ON. Yay! I love this stupid show.

Please tell me that Fashion Police is still on at 10...

Her voice is incredibly unpleasant, and that's just for starters...

Excuse me? I just went to turn on The Soup and it's Kathy Griffin whining about stuff.

She is so Fabulous in this scene.

Oh man, I really have to get knocked up. Back in a few...

Bless you. THIS. Exactly.

This is a good point. And yes, it is definitely gendered. If a man looked unapproachable on the red carpet people would probably say he looked badass or something.

No, Sir, no you do not.

Someone who doesn't feel like talking to a total fucking stranger?

I always want to say that my mother/father/sister/dog just died to shut him up and make him feel like the idiot he is, but I'm superstitious.

I completely agree with this piece, but I'm not sure that Jezebelles are the ones who need the slap on the wrist. This is generally a community of individuals very aware of bullying, particularly when it comes to weight and gender. I'd say a majority of what's shared on this site are stories about how hard it is to be…