My eleven years of online dating (and sixteen years of dating, generally) have made me an unofficial expert in this!

I guess you've never seen a forty year old man's balls. Or ass. Or gut.

I'm with you on this. I believe that Herman Cain truly believes he didn't do anything wrong. Because he's an egomaniac, believes that any woman would be blessed to have sex with him (even if he forced her — but of course he'd never have to force anyone), believes that there's no such thing as sexual harassment and…

Nah. I actually did cook tonight, but my dinner went down the toilet hours ago. Food just isn't that important to me.

I'm not avoiding your point; I simply do not agree with it. You think men need to protect women. I do not.

Yeah, I have friends who post photos of their meals on Facebook. They're all on "hide".

Right. I work out about two hours a day (well, only five days a week) but I find obnoxious runners obnoxious because I hate fitness.

Language is very important. It is very different to say "I saw another person being hurt/assaulted and I stepped in to help" than it is to say "Some man groped my girl and I stepped in because I'm a man".

Yeah, I just don't get that. I mean, I have tons of hobbies and activities I enjoy. I just don't do anything to the exclusion of other things, and I don't feel the need to discuss any of them all the time. No one cares. Do stuff you love if you love it; talking about it all the time just makes the interest seem false,…

I love the show and everything about it, except Kelly. Did you see the Hallowe'en episode? All of their costumes were great. Kelly SUCKED as JLo.

I get annoyed by anyone who takes an activity or interest to an obsessive level. I've seen it happen with running, rock-climbing, salsa dancing, foodie-ing (?), yoga, to name a few.

I still get the heebie jeebies when I think about how some of the people I know went on about Obama on like crazed cult followers. There's nothing at all wrong with supporting Obama. I did/do. (Though I've always preferred HRC). And it's great if people can tell you why and have a conversation about him/politics. But…

Sort of like when the Yale student was murdered and every news item harped on the extra tragedy that she was murdered just before her wedding day.

I think we can all agree that Kelly Osbourne is a bitch, and that's probably why she has trouble making friends with women, or anyone, but can we please not villify all women who mostly hang out with men? I don't get along better with men, or prefer their company to the company of women. I like women and want to be…

I don't have many female friends. Never really have. I'd like to. I get along fine with women. Not all of us are lacking in female friends because we don't like women; there's no need to rub it in. No, I don't have anyone to talk to about those things. I talk to my therapist. She's a woman.

I'm jealous of women who have a lot of female friends. I just never really have. I get along fine with women, but since after high school, most have been in relationships and just haven't been as available.

I don't think humans are better than animals either. Or that animals are better than humans. We both just are. I would first save any animals of the human variety in an emergency, if I could, though.

The other thing is that animals aren't really better than people. They're cute when they're babies, just like most humans. Mothers take care of their young, like most humans. They can be affectionate and friendly, like humans. They're also often vicious and murderous, when they need to be, or when they want to be.…

So it's about ownership then. Which IS about ego.

I'd live a peaceful life running around and panting and being petted if I could. But I have to make a living. Just saying.