I consider myself sort of a misanthrope, but I too dislike it when people go on and on about how much better animals are than people. (Just another reason for me to hate on people. ;). I just find it really rude. It's also sort of boring, like when every single time someone gets cut off in traffic, they say "This is…

I actually sort of like Fashion Police. I love seeing the outfits, I think George is adorable, I find Guiliana quite charming, and I think Joan is hilarious even when she's getting her digs in. I don't feel like she really crosses the line, and I consider myself over-sensitive. Plus, I love that she hates Lea Michele.…

Whenever I see her interviewed, she manages to come off as both stupid and snotty. In the last one, she didn't even take off her sunglasses. Blech.

You can be both. I don't think it's necessarily nice to not saying anything to a friend who is the subject of ridicule for something they can prevent, for instance.

First, yes, it is unfortunately an everyday occurrence for women to be groped by men they don't want touching them. It happens to me all the time. And second, no, again, it is not your responsibility AS A MAN to protect women from this. Do what you want, as a human being. Women do not need men to protect them. And…

I desperately want this baby to be Bieber's. If she's already tried this with her ex, that rules out one guy who isn't Bieber, right?

I'd change to Vanderbilt. Otherwise, no effing way.

"If you're morally opposed to a name change, I'd like to know why"

I'm not buying this whole "It means it's my responsibility as a man to protect..." thing. It's not your responsibility AS A MAN to protect anybody, least of all your wife. If you have children, you're responsible for them. And you're responsible for yourself. That is all.

I'd probably dump his ass too. Then again, that's easy to say when it's theoretcial.

Uh, yeah, I want to die for pretty much every second of Standard Time, so I vote to keep Daylight Savings as long as possible.

Off topic, I loved Daniel Day Lewis in that movie. Awesome film.

I'm surprised at the distaste I feel whenever one of my friends changes her name on Facebook. And I'm not proud of it, but there it is.

I've always been quite adamant that I'd keep my own name if I marry. But I always just sort of assumed any kids would get their fathers name, unless I have them alone (which is the likely case at this point anyway). This discussion has made me challenge that assumption, and I think that I will now give my kids my…

I'm hearting you. And I'm thinking about naming my next fish McDickerCuntenStein.

Yeah, I'm terrified of guns and very anti-gun, generally. But as a woman and a Jew, I rethink that every single day.

This perpetually underemployed and broke Jew would like to tell these anti-semites to go fuck themselves.

I think if women (or men) hate their father, don't have a relationship with their father, or don't want to be associated with him, they should just take their mother's name.

My parents have a very traditional relationship. She changed her name, stayed home, all that jazz.

The funny thing is that most of the women I know who are divorced had taken their husband's name. And then it becomes really complicated. The ones who change back have in some cases upset their kids. It's also a kind of huge advertisement of the fact that your marriage didn't work out. Not to mention the…