I know a lot of people feel this way and, as someone who's always been single, it can be frustrating. I know that a lot of people feel sorry for me, or think there must be something wrong with me, and the ones who think I'm awesome seem to think I'm wasting my awesomeness by not having a boyfriend or a husband or…

I don't get why being single is equated with loserdom. Most of the lamest, most boring people I know are actually married.

I've been single for all my adult life, mostly by choice, and it's enraging how my friends who fall and out of relationships only want to be my friend when they're single. One in particular was a very close friend until she married. Then I hardly ever saw or heard from her, and she admitted that it was because she was…

I missed last night's show. But based on the first two weeks, I have a big old crush on JR Martinez. Charming, amazing attitude, humble, fit, sexy...and the man can dance!

I usually say "I have terrible taste in men, but I've been smart enough to know not to marry any of them." It shuts them up most of the time.

It's arguably also selfish to have kids when you're too young, poor and stupid to properly raise them. I've wanted kids since I WAS one. I could have had one at any point, and certainly wanted to, but that would have meant burdening my family and possibly the State and I just couldn't do that. The selfish thing would…

People can just fuck off and mind their own business.

Well, Mariska Hargitay is rich enough to afford round-the-clock care, as well as IVF and maybe an egg donor. But yes, I think generally people should mind their own damned business and let women do whatever the heck they think is best for themselves and their families.

Of course! Unless she's maybe South African or Aussie or Kiwi or Brazilian or Chilean or Israeli... or from the good old US of A. But I find it hard to determine accents in just a few words.

It's still the same virus. When a person has a cold sore on her mouth, she is having an occurance of the herpes virus on her mouth. When someone says he has herpes, he usually means he gets occasional cold sores on his genitals. We just tend to think cold sores on the genitals are icky and dirty, so we use different…

I imagine there's a team of writers that crafts pretty much every thing the President says in public. I think his writers have a good sense of humour. I have no idea about Obama himself.

Why the fuck was the President of the United States meeting with Lady Fucking Gaga in the first place?! Jesus.

OMG, you're me! Or I'm you! Or...whatever, I'm drunk, but I've experienced this exact thing time and time again. And it drives me bonkers! Fucking BONKERS!

It's still generalizing. There are millions of Europeans, of all of different races, ethnicities, etc.

Have you actually lived for any length of time in every country in Europe, or you just equating your personal experience in France with all of Europe?

More than one in four female people, period, have herpes. I'm not sure what that has to do with shitty beach music, poverty, social conservatism, personal debt, racism, misogyny and not liking Obama. Unless you're implying that only poor ignorant white trash sorts get cold sores.

So did I!

Me too. Practically every guy I've ever so much as fooled around with has gone on and about my feet. And my feet aren't all that. They're just really into women's feet.

What is the origin and definition of the term "fire-crotch"?

I HAAAATE when guys do this. (I also hate it when friends do it). A long time ago, this guy I was seeing walked out of my house in the morning, said he'd call me "tonight" and disappeared. He refused to take my calls. Eventually, we talked and he was like "Well, it sounds like you're really pissed at me, so what do…