I don't know what it is about Facebook that makes people so fucking annoying. The daily vacation countdowns, the details of what everybody is eating... I have one friend who will post "Today is Monday!" on Monday, "Today is Tuesday!" on Tuesday, and so on. WTF? Who the fuck does she think wants to read that? She'll…

I remember one time when an ex-boyfriend was sick. He was such a whiny, snivelling little shit about it. I went to see him, I bought him ice cream and OJ and soup, I rented him movies, and all he did was bitch that he didn't like what I'd bought him.

So here are the things I hate about this guy:

"Why Sperm Donors Say They’re Parents And Egg Donors Don’t"?

I don't think Patti Stanger is "good for the Jews", or for anyone, for that matter. I don't think many famous Jews are "good for the Jews", because the fact is that most famous people are assholes, period. Why not just say that the vast majority of rich/famous/powerful people are "bad for the human race"? I think…

I'd heart you again if I could.

I hear ya. The "stealing our men" shit is obnoxious no matter who it's coming from. I get equally annoyed when I hear other Jewish women telling non-Jewish women to stay away from Jewish men. And why does everything come back to women being responsible for men? These men are choosing who they want; there's no…

Her makeup is perfect. I don't think her skin has seen the light of day in a long time.

Please. If women's lives were all about reading by the fire and playing with children, we would never have given it up. We're not fucking stupid.

Agreed. The people preventing men from showing their emotions are other men, not women. Women being treated on a date is not a "right". It's more like a "tradition", which does not have to be followed anymore and often isn't. I always offer to pay for dates and the men almost never let me. I've even heard men say that…

I got the "you're stealing our men" rant just the other day, when I so much as pointed out that I thought a certain man was hot. I mean, aside from the issues which I'm also not going to touch, this woman and I have the most different taste in men you can imagine. Even if we both only dated men of one race, we'd…

Everyone needs to hang out with some kids once in awhile. They're tell it like it is, and it's hard to get mad at them.

"Europeans"? You know that there are millions of Europeans, making up a slew of different races, religions and ethnicities, right? And that Europe isn't actually a country, right?

The one Armenian woman I know is shaped like Gwyneth Paltrow.

I know a lot of Moroccan Jews. About three quarters of them say they're not Arab, because they're Jewish, while the rest refer to themselves as Arab Jews. I don't see why these things have to be mutually exclusive, but I'm usually not in the mood to open that can of worms.

It's only amazing to the people who met a long-term partner from it. Even those consider themselves lucky anomalies. Because they all know dozens of other people who've been on the site with no success at best, and pretty shitty experiences at worst.

I can think of at least fifteen marriages, off the top of my head, that started with JDate. There are probably a lot more than I know of.

Oh, there's nip alright. Check Gawker.

Oy.

Guy: I can tell who's clean.