yeah i was just thinking that. i don’t want to know what movie a festival has, if there’s no way to watch it. tell me when it has distributors, or a digital platform release.

“Hello and hi, tire engineer here, we strongly suggest that you get a new tire, as we do not recommend taking your high performance $140,000 + car at high speed with a patched tire. A new tire will set you back $450, which we seriously believe should be within your budget”

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The commentariate here would have lost their damn mind if Deadspin posted this inside a woman’s locker room, showing a nude woman’s team of any kind. Seriously, what the hell? Going to start posting a bunch of nip slips to go with your LeBron dick pics from him adjusting his shorts in a game and crap like this out of…

Thought you get mad for sites posting people’s non consenting nudes.

That’s what I’m wondering - how do the rental contracts work? I.e., if you buy the LDW and all the other Hertz “insurance”, but then turn off all the nannies and wreck the car because the back end gets away from you, do they pull the data and use it to void your coverage? I’ll bet they do.

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I’d probably opt for the full coverage on this one.

This. So much this. I can’t comprehend that this dude did this project specifically to carry his kids around...

100% CP for any car, any price, that’s two halves of a car welded together by anyone except the manufacturer themselves. Even the slightest error on a mechanical or metallurgic scale compromises the crash structure, and I’d rather not become an automotive panini when Susan gets distracted by an iMessage and runs the…

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

I would lean in the opposite direction specifically because it’s factory. It’s the aftermarket additional boost on a turbo engine I’d trust less.

So much this. Here’s some data on the USPS LLV from https://www.greatbusinessschools.org/usps-long-life-vehicle/:

Right. Grew up in Ireland in the 80's, taxation was high, just pushed the economy underground, cash was king.

I sometimes wish Jalopnik could find an independent investor to spin-off of Gawker (or what ever the fuck it’s called now). This pedantic nonsense gets super fucking old.  This is an automotive news website, not a social platform to bitch about cool shit they can’t afford.

So if i voice my opinion as fervently as you just did do I get to call you the names I assume you to be? Is that how this works?

The baby boomers who did that shit are basically Mr. Bean. They bumble around doing idiotic things, yet everything just falls into place for them anyways and they never get hurt or get in trouble.

Yeah, that’ll stimulate the economy.

Yeah, but whenever he plays Yin, they always tie.