You nailed it 100%!

I’ve made a mistake like this. My buddy had a prolific horseradish plant and let me take some. He told me go prepare it outside and I only needed vinegar and a food processor. I take it home and it starts raining heavily so I decide to have a bite straight from the root to see if it was really that spicy and if I can…

I have so many questions I don’t even know where to begin. 

Not a roommate - this is my brother. Apparently, he was at home alone, and he decided he wanted to cook a turtle he caught. His chosen method was light breading and pan frying in garlic infused olive oil. I don’t really know what happened, all I know is that in the middle of pan frying this turtle, he just left the…

I kept the pan.  At the time I couldn’t do much to fix it, but 3 years past that I own a home and have a garage with a Spicoli’s dad level of tools... hit it with a flap disc on the angle grinder to get the surface rust off, then re seasoned in the oven a few times.  Use the thing almost daily. 

Inexcusable. 

She was almost definitely on meth. Smoked so much weed, she regularly hotboxed the entire house (which was mostly a problem because I worked from home and couldn’t afford to be high at 11 am on a Tuesday). And I can count on one hand the number of showers I witnessed her take.

Or just replicate LaCroix by drinking plain soda water while glancing at a lemon or lime on your kitchen table.

These kind of games (that is, games with Nintendo IPs but novel gameplay) should be taken just like a platform (no pun intended) to see if a game can stand on its own legs, and then release it Nintendo-IP-free.

My people have been eating tofu for 5,000 years. Have we been duped all this time?

Good to hear.  I’ll probably wait until CTR Nitro launches, check the reviews, and then buy either Nitro or this game.  

I’ve been using scissors as a utensil at home for years, and never understood why it never caught on in restaurants.

Fighting for justice, always. 

I wanted to come in and make a Ghostbusters II reference and have everyone bow down at my feet. Ah well.

Pikachu looks good

I know, like 90% of the “mysteries” were explained at some point during the course of the show, but people need things to be explicitly detailed, because people are morons.

Besides the intent of “how to not look cheap while taking money out of your server’s pocket” in the video, this is the thing that jumped out to me. The math at the end suggests the person is spending $200 (!!!) per week eating out.

The numbers they are using are absurd, but it’s “only” a little more than half that being spent ($100 bill plus tax, or 108.88, twice a week, every week). They disingenuously base the savings on the difference between tipping 20% post-tax to tipping double the tax (17.75%), which is obviously based on a pre-tax…

THIS is the math we need to talk about. Oh, congrajidations on saving $400 when you’ve been spending about that much a week on dining out?! Wait ‘til I tell this guy about white bread and cold cuts!

If you’re saving $400 per year by tipping 2% less then you’re spending $20000/yr on dining out (pre tax) Bet that 400 bucks means a lot to you.