The nacho version, not the sliced version. It’s the little things.

No shit.  The amount of science we have wasted on disgusting meat substitutes while mushrooms are RIGHT THERE.  Just eat mushrooms, dummy!

Tradition smadition. So it wouldn’t be a cheese steak sandwich. It’d still be a good sandwich, and I’d eat it.

I mean, really, show me any version of some over complicated meat substitute that rocks it harder than grilled mushrooms.

Frankly, if I want a ‘veggie’ Phillie Cheese steak, I’d rather just sub out the meat for a metric fuck ton of sauteed mushrooms. 

“Weeb” in particular is pretty offensive, since it refers to a very specific sort of toxic fan that want to be Japanese or thinks Japanese culture is just the best you guys. Most regular fans, even ones that are in pretty deep, wouldn’t match that description.

Just read everything Warren Ellis has ever written.

Maybe you’ve watched a few of the Marvel movies on the recommendations of friends (since a lot of them have pretty wide non-geek appeal) and enjoyed them so you want to check out where they came from. Also sometimes a writer or artist you know from outside of comics does comics and that gets you interested without…

Something I recommend: digital comics. I know, I know, the purists will scream at me about supporting your local comic book shop and how it just doesn’t look the same on a screen compared to the paper but it’s a lot easier. You don’t have to find a comic book shop that’s conveniently located (which may be more of an…

Mayocue is legit. I think I’ll still mix my own though.

To me, super hot horseradish is worse than hot pepper because you get immediate physical pain rather than just a burning feeling, plus a horrible stomache ache that I don’t seem to get from hot peppers.

Why do you care though? So what if a 50 year old wants a grilled cheese? You gonna tell them they can’t have one because it’s only available on the kids menu?  Is there some law prohibiting the sale of kids menu items to people older than 12 in your state? 

Yeah, I’ve not given up on Chipotle but I still only eat there like 4 times a year max. Those burritos are huge, and their calorie count reflects it.

So buy some cheap butter and get to.

Look here man, if I can’t watch skinny nordic people ski around on flat ground and shoot guns at stationary targets, then let’s cancel the whole thing.

If people are so die hard about the brand of the olympics couldn’t they just shrink the number of disciplines/events to like 40 so that it’s not as much headache or money to put these things on? Cut it to the 40 events that people will watch (figure skating, hockey, snowboarding)

The bizarre thing is that when you actually look at the award-winning recipe, it has more than 1100 mg of sodium per serving already (probably mostly from the frozen waffles). It takes powerful magic to come up with a dish that has half your recommended salt and still comes off as underseasoned.

Well, the whole “monster-infested” isn’t known to a ton of people. There’s what? Like four adults who actually know what’s going on in the town. The rest of the people that are in the know only know so much, their basically scientists who probably don’t know what they are truly dealing with or they are the kids that…

popcorn has been the usual microwave combustible at the places I’ve worked.  just as bad as microwaved fish. 

Ah, good to know. My oldest really likes Happy Meals too; they’re his go-to reward choice. I guess it’s usually just him getting them (and he’s typically visible) so that’s probably why I never got the question. He got a couple Pokemon toys, but I never knew there was anything else offered at the time.