The way I see it, you’re hurtling through the air at high altitude with at least dozens of other people in a pressurized metal tube partially filled with jet fuel. In a country that not an insignificant number of people would like to see burned to the ground. I’d rather they make things a little inconvenient for us…

Yes, right now it’s a Magic Kingdom exclusive. But don’t let it stop you from going to DL. I love Disneyland!

Not very far, considering Seinfeld and Simpsons were both 90s shows or earlier.

I’ve never been to a Disney park and don’t have kids, so I was curious if they were even worth going to at all. And so I asked on the original page and got a ton of great comments (a lot of yesses and a lot of nos) with a lot of details on what you can do as childless adults, check them out if you’re in the same boat…

At Magic Kingdom, that’s likely because of the 3:00 PM parade. If you’ve already seen the parade, this can be one of the best times to hit rides WITHOUT a FastPass as a good chunk of people are stopping to watch the parade.

I proposed to my now wife at Disney and we receive pins on being engaged. We got the pins and it was a nice celebration for it =]

Also, we have friends who go every year and recommend the Disney Travel Agent as a MUST. It’s free, they are very honest, and they’ll help you plan everything.

We went to Disney World (before we had kids) in early November just when the holiday experience began (I forget the official name) where they offer an evening discounted rate and reduce the capacity of the park to 20%. Basically they kick everyone out except you and while some rides close, there were NO lines for…

It used to be that the best time to go was mid September. Almost all of the schools are back in session and the park was pretty quiet. The last time we went we parked within walking distance of the entrance, and never waited for more than 10 minutes for a ride. As a kid, Disney is a great experience. As an adult,…

Can someone on here please cook on their engine top during their commute so I know if it’s not just legend

P.S. don’t cook in your fucking dishwasher. You morons.

It really depends on the kid. My almost three-year-old handled seven days open-to-close and had a blast. She was very laid back, can sleep anywhere, and she knew how to behave in restaurants. She doesn’t remember it exactly, but she’s been a few times since then and she enjoys going back after each trip and comparing…

I appreciated that final comment. My wife and I had that once. The wait staff could be seen talking at the bar, and we sat for about 10 minutes (and it was not over crowded). They looked surprised when we got up and left, walking right past them to the door.

That’s a long time. Your average app should take about 5 minutes, and average entree 10-15 in most restaurants. There are exceptions, of course, but if a dish takes more than half an hour, it should really be a special order item that you call ahead for.

I think again it depends greatly on the place. I’m not expecting to be in in and out in under and hour for a multicourse meal, but Chipotle? And lunch times can’t usually stretch too far, because people have work to get to. I was also thinking of time past ordering, not waiting/seating/sitting around with water…

I’ve had a couple delays at a local pizza place that at first seemed pretty unreasonable until the server eventually just admitted (third visit) that they were down to one pizza oven because of a mechanical fault and a problem getting parts.

That is fair, though I personally would need two hours minimum to feel comfortable planning something right after a dinner out. My husband eats the way glaciers move.

Restaurants also need to be proactive though, and say upfront if a dish is going to take a long time to make, or if there’s a wait because of a high volume of orders. If I order a dish that’s going to take more than 20 minutes to put together (or 30+ if we’ve got appetizers or other dishes coming), then they should…

It would probably depend on the restaurant and the meal you ordered, right? There’s no way a sandwich or a pizza, for example, should take 30 minutes or more . . .

Once you decide to go on a trip, if you have a Target Red card, start buying Disney gift cards. You will get 5% off the face value (or 10-15% if they are having a gift card promotion). You can use the gift cards for anything in the parks, including food. We think of the cards as the Disney “savings” account.

Staying on the grounds and flying in? Great! Don’t rent a car. Disney offers shuttle service from Orlando International to your hotel.