Mrs Lizardo famously (infamously) once caught bread on fire in the microwave. Just a slice of frozen bread she was too impatient to thaw on the countertop. I have a degree in chemistry and a medical degree. I googled for half an hour when it happened trying to figure out how. I have decided it is simply one of those…

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

YEP.

Yeah, we liked Nailed It, too! The judges make you feel better, not worse, about yourself for watching it.

So this stuff is pretty much a staple in all Utah fast food dives and restaurants. It’s called fry sauce.What’s wrong with that name? Or did marketing determine they could sell more to put on things other than fries?

Hint: $$$

Toys R Us’s story is so sad because their demise wasn’t even their fault. They’re only collapsing because so much of their profit margin has been gobbled up by debt payments caused by the debt that they were saddled with when Bain Capital bought them back out in ‘05. They were never able to update themselves because…

also, what sort of resort closes on a holiday, when people have time to go on a long ski weekend? especially a ski place, which will end up closed for a decent chunk of the year anyway. those guys need every bit of income they can get when its in season

It also takes less than five minutes for the entire staff to shut the whole place down and leave for vacation.

Ha! That happened to me, too. And for a large party reservation as well! (It was a work thing.)

I got that email before, right when I got home from a reservation. I responded with “would you like to see the receipt as proof I showed up?”

Yeah, OpenTable is imperfect. The onus is on the hostess to move you from the queue to your table. And, if you get a certain number of no shows Open Table will limit your from making reservations, which is annoying. Want to know the SUPER shitty thing? Open Table charges the restaurant a usage fee, the restaurant…

I’ve had them just not process the reservation through open table. Once, from my seat, I heard the hostess bitching about how I was a no show.

I’m gonna use my All-Caps voice but WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT YOU CALL IT — PIZZA, PASTA BREAD, CHEESEY CRUNCH SUPREME — JUDGE IT BY HOW IT TASTES, NOT A CULTURAL REFERENCE POINT.

FUCK.

The inaccuracy I was referring to isn’t about whether Bonaly was the first to do a back flip to one blade—it’s about whether the move was banned because of Bonaly. The rules made no distinction between a two foot landing or a one foot landing in terms of making it illegal. The difficulty of a one foot landing was…

What the fuck are you talking about? Did you even read the article. Did you even read the headline? Here’s a hint: the inaccuracy being pointed out is not whether the flip was landed on one blade.

But even the men’s event was a game of attrition. More than half the guys failed to finish a clean run.

Every time he droned in with his rehearsed opinion, I wanted to die. He had the charisma of a dish towel.