Wait, Keanu Reeves is in your mind in Cyberpunk 2077? You can’t just spoil that in a comic before the game is even finished!

PA is exactly how I feel about Apple and Epic, thank you billionaires for taking the time out of your day to validate my presence amongst your argument over which one of you will be better poised to exploit me in the future. Get fucked, the both of you

It’s already been done

*quietly withdraws pitch for Where in the World is Hannibal Lecter*

I know you don’t want to buy an “older console”, but a 3DS/2DS would provide a ton of value for a kid that age. Between the entire DS and 3DS game catalogs and most games being available used for pretty cheap (and him getting his own system that doesn’t hog the tv and that no one else wants to play), I think it would…

We’re still deriding Switch Online vs Virtual Console, but that doesn’t mean we don’t want it to be better than it is.

If he was gay would this headline be different, or

Some day people will be judged based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin. But that day is not today.

Annnnnnd I think I’m stopping reading Kotaku altogether now. It was bad enough that the superior Kotaku UK site shut down, now they’re actively demonising white men in their headlines.

This is the President of Nintendo of America. He look Japanese to you?

Considering one of the main complaints from Ubisoft employees is that they have studios the world over, but all leadership is pulled from nearly identical cultural backgrounds, I’d say it’s fair.  It’s at least indicative of how much (or how little) Ubisoft is listening to its employees.  

Yeah, I can see the disappointment in him being a white male, but it makes sense that a French person is the ceo of a French company.

oh no.. his skin color

Honestly I won’t care much if they just add Game Boy games, most of the good Game Boy games (and frankly there aren’t many) I played not too long ago on my 3DS.

Bold of you to think Pokemon will be part of this service, when R/B/Y cost $10 each on 3DS. Gamefreak passing on those sales to offer them as part of a general subscription? Ha!

Knuckles: Actually, guys, if more people are complaining about He-Man whiners than about He-Man, then it so follows that most people liked the He-Man reboot and the whiners are a minority. It doesn’t mean you’re not allowed your opinion, it just means your opinion is extremely unpopular.

This one is a much better post from nerfnow.

Penny Arcade - That might be one of the most subtle FPS trash-talk gags I have ever seen

Oh Penny Arcade........

I gotta say, that Penny Arcade really got me with the background gag