“After Palworld, Pokémon Needs To Come Out Swinging”

Dedicated to the Steelworkers of America. Keep reaching for that rainbow!

Also the 27th anniversary of me saying “Hot stuff coming through” every time I have to get around anyone. A timeless joke never gets old, right?

C+C Music Factory’s ‘Gonna Make You Sweat’

A robot butler is offering The Thing a cup of coffee.

“A robot butler”, Mz Mercante, that is mothafucking H.E.R.B.I.E!

That’s really cool, technology never ceases to amaze.

I gotta be honest, I haven’t played Sonic Adventure 2 in a while, but this is the song I most associate with it and would love to see in the movie:

Burning the American Flag as a means of protest is protected speech. Yet, not when it comes to questioning COVID, transgenderism or climate change I suppose.

I believe it is wise to coax billionaires who are losing it, to waste their money on every foolish venture they can be convinced to. I am willing to pretend to be a right wing idiot to keep encouraging him with these dumbshit moves.

This is one of the easiest ways to make them lose their incredibly wasteful collection…

Entirely fair!  Name checks out.

I loved The Last Jedi, but if the studio wasn’t willing to stand by it and it’s creative statement (and clearly they weren’t), they should have never let it be made in the first place. I would have rather had three The Force Awakens-quality movies with consistent themes and direction than the whiplash-fest we ended up…

Hot take: Because Star Wars “fans” are the worst!

Wasn’t for me. I never made a habit out of incessantly clicking buttons when my consoles start up and it wasn’t widely reported non-stop. This is literally the first I’ve heard about it.

It takes some real mental gymnastics to imagine she wrote a letter, posted it to her Instagram, and hoped that as few people saw it as possible

And let’s not forget that the mandatory Kinect, coupled with a mandatory always-on internet, was a major privacy issue.

Let’s make this very clear-

It says Scott Pilgrim on the package - no one enjoys having the old switcheroo on the main protagonist. That’s 101 stuff, guys

I can promise you that, if they’d advertised the twist, there’d be a ton of people complaining that “Boy, I wish THAT hadn’t been spoiled in the trailer!”

The original series was about a guy fighting his girlfriends seven evil ex boyfriends who were all given the personalities of pop culture archetypes in video gamesesque battles.