I went red precisely because I didn't trust the Star-Child and in my view, Shepard had sold the plan to his friends and the galaxy at large as "use the weapon to destroy the Reapers" and so I figured I was best off if I stuck to the plan. When mind control has you doubting yourself, "stick to the original plan" has to…

Is this a question? Did you want someone to explain the appeal of Minecraft to you? Or did you just want to tell people who enjoy Minecraft that you don’t?

Had to make more space for Clueless Hero.

Arkham Asylum was two gens ago: it was definitely on XB360

Netflix should just throw some money at Konami to give them a HD remake of Dracula’s Curse with the Netflix versions of the characters and cutscenes.

Don’t forget that Wolverine also possesses enhanced senses - basically you could get away with something resembling Batman’s Detective Vision.

If you think that that describes “literally anywhere” then your Eurocentrism is just as problematic as Ubisoft’s.

Yeah suddenly his white frenchness would be fine.

GBA games I’d be excited for:

Oh and I doubt it’ll have Metroid II because they just recently did a Switch version of that game.

It won’t have Link’s Awakening because that would cannibalize LA HD sales. It won’t have the Oracle games because Capcom would have to get paid. It won’t have the Pokémon games because TPC can keep repackaging those games as new - Let’s Go Pikachu and Eevee being the most recent.

CARGO CULT YAAAAAAAY

Call it a nonlinear platformer or NLP for short. Not only is it a concise description of what the genre is, but if the abbreviation becomes popular enough it will displace the bullshit pseudoscience in google search results.

Pokémon games don't even contain all the pokémon anymore; I'm not sure why we care about trees.

I’m not familiar with this story and the article is pretty vague. What did this guy do?

Hey, remember when Trump was president? That wasn't a nightmare! It was real! He was president at the start of the year!

Well, he’s A voice of Mario. It really depends what they want: Martinet’s take is good for the “yoo, woo, WAAHAA” stuff but to my recollection they’ve never given him dialogue lengthier than “so long eh Bowser” or “thank you so much for-a playing my game”. For little soundbites it’s cute but for an extended…

By that logic copyright is censorship. I want to make a Marvel movie too.

Disney are idiots who couldn’t correctly assess how many people were actually bothered by Gunn’s past. The people who cared are allowed to care. Once again I will point out that people are allowed to not buy things they don’t want (for example tickets to a movie by a director they don’t like). If the world had decided…

That's just wrong though. Censorship is the thing on the left. The things on the right are merely phrased in a scary way like "bend the knee to their values". If I go to a restaurant and a waiter punches me in the face and I say "I'm not coming to this restaurant again as long as that waiter works here", I'm not being…