Lol what a jarring photo - she looks like a weird porcelain doll surrounded by old men. 

“Me You Madness” tells the deliciously wicked tale about a beautiful, ruthlessly ambitious, intelligent, and successful businesswoman

Oh dear god, I got Mavayaah Pennie for a girl, and Sretton Quisten for a boy. Absolute no on both of them

Oh my god, I got Mack Corbin for a boy and yes, Makaylee for a girl. Yeah.....that is a hard no. 

Nobody hunts with a semi-automatic handgun in a chest harness. Or, really with a handgun at all.

Delusions of Adequacy is my hobocore band name.

It can easily and responsibly be covered without allowing George and Kellyanne to profit from it. 

Ween? 

They only care about children who don't exist. 

The "I'm pretending to read all this bullshit but I'm really staring at your tits" sweatshirt.

I would love some delusions of adequacy. 

They’ll be publicizing their Gofundme the minute one gets it and has actual problems. 

He’s not qualified for that either. Those guys are some of the scariest dudes on the planet. MC would shit himself at the first major collision.

I mean, there’s always YMCA murderball.

Trump wife #4.

I really don’t care about Hope Hicks. Fuck her. She had a bumpy ride? Wow, lemme tell ya about some people I know that had their families literally torn apart and scattered to the four corners of this country to make a political point.

Fuck her. If she wants to go all Traudl Junge, then good for her. She can start by…

Cued up to be wife #4 after whatever timeline Melania’s prenup specified?

Nailed it.

Giuliani’s like the trained circus monkey that distracts you while his master steals your wallet.

Dude, she sold her daughters sex tape in order to attempt to make her famous. Sure it paid off, but that’s not good parenting.