When people come in to my work looking for a backpacking tent and give me nothing else to go off of, this is what I recommend every time: REI Half-Dome series. High durability, fair price, reasonable weight, and spacious as hell for a 2 person tent.

When people come in to my work looking for a backpacking tent and give me nothing else to go off of, this is what I…

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

Does anyone see a punch in that video? I see Rivers earning a punch, but no punch.

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

The unequivocal answer to that question is that it makes you the most punchable.

Cop: "Who stabbed you?"

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

That's just how he pronounces Cutler.

"They made what I'm assuming is a pretty factual statement."

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

hooray, again when is the white community gonna step up and put a stop to all this thuggery consistently on display in nascar (this should be the new "first")

Jeter: Stay away from the light. The light is dangerous. Don't even look at the light.

I can't believe Kid Rock and Mitt Romney aren't doing more to condemn violence in the white community.

The athlete is Donte' Stallworth, and he is saying something commendably intelligent about extrajudicial killings via drone.

Somehow, total color distortion fails to make Sager's suit look any worse.

The good news is that Matt Leinart will never have a concussion problem for essentially the same reason that R.A. Dickey will never have Tommy John surgery.

"Unprecedented, my ass."

If this woman was a potential hurdle to Lolo's success as a bobsledder, I'm sure she hit her.