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At that $99 price point, the REI Co-op 650 down jacket is water-repellent and wind resistant. Seems like a far more practical jacket for winter than the Uniqlo.

At that $99 price point, the REI Co-op 650 down jacket is water-repellent and wind resistant. Seems like a far more

What? No. No! No to all of this! Don’t buy crappy store brands. Spend a dollar or two more and buy bags of decent coffee. Better yet, buy beans and a cheap grinder to have decent, somewhat fresh coffee. Life is too short to drink mediocre coffee.

Brutal? That shit’s poetic.

Somehow I feel like the “asshole who motivates by intimidation” schtick won’t work with his new employees.

It’s not so much that people didn’t want Focuses and Fiestas, it’s that they were pieces of shit and Ford refused to acknowledge it. I had a 2004 Focus that was great. I bought a 2013 Focus hoping for a similar experience and started having transmission issues within weeks of pulling off the lot. I kept taking it back

I was gonna make a crack about this poor kid striking out, but Jeffcoat never struck anyone out.

Fly ball trend among hitters has hit him particularly hard? The league has figured him out after a full season of seeing him pitch? He’s tipping his pitches? All of the above?

As a Bears fan who thinks Mike Glennon is at least as good as one of the QBs the Bears already have under contract, FML.

Yeah, I agree. I mean, I can see how seeing Rivers after the game would make someone think he got punched, but he’s always looked like that.

It’s so heartening to see someone stick up for the poor guys who are being forced to scrape by on $500k a year.

Exactly. And, like one minute later, he Tweeted that it was a Trap Queen reference and that he was down. Andy McCullough follows more music that nobody has heard of than a 20-year-old hipster.

4-minute rounds instead of 5-minute rounds effectively shaves 16 minutes overall off the contest. Yeah, that should allow everyone time to get home safely.

I think you got that a little mixed up. The actual saying is: One day you’re a golfer kissing a Swede, the next day you’re broken into a thousand pieces.

This is why I buy TEAM jerseys, not player jerseys. I learned my lesson when I stocked up on Mike Piazza Marlins’ gear.

These are the kinds of things that happen when people who can't learn how to punctuate or capitalize correctly become CEOs.

Edited so you can just copy and paste the headline for every other John Rocker story you ever write.

The woman below her on the right is watching the whole time, and appears traumatized after the fact.

Any restaurant that would do this to one of their customers deserves at least a 25-cent tip.

I'm guessing the driver who runs him over might care. Moron or not, it's no easy thing to live with.