Great work by the Ravens getting Joe Flacco some help at wide receiver.

I need a letter grade to disagree with for each team, please.

Callin’ Sextin’ was my thirsty-ass nickname during my 20s.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

I was at a Sonic Youth concert back in the nineties, and there was a guy who was flailing around alone when they were performing the song “Flower”, which isn’t exactly their most punk-rock moment. His arms were extended and his hands were balled up in a fist, and no one else was doing what he was doing. He ended up…

(frisks Ben Reiter) (he has the 2025 Sports Almanac in his jacket pocket)

The Steelers and Penguins have won multiple championships since then, while Atlantans will be haunted by 28-3 for the rest of their lives.

As an Atlantan, I wish I was from Pittsburgh.

What’s so special about a recording of a typical Joe Buck broadcast? Fucking click bait...

Jerry Jones Logic

Do you still get 2 minutes for Hooking while playing in Vegas??

I hear there are plenty of open dates at Philips Arena in Atlanta.

I assumed he did it to ensure he doesn’t get drafted by the Browns or Bengals.

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

Fedal was (is!) one of the best narratives ever. But after all that, I’d prefer to have a gaggle of 5-6 evenly elite players who match up in interesting rock/paper/scissors ways.

I watched an episode of that Unabomber series. (review: It sucks.) But I did learn of a legal term, Fruit of the poisonous tree, which essentially states if the source of the evidence is tainted, then all evidence gained from it, no matter the merits, is equally tainted.

You can say that again.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Hi! Adjunct professor here. I make $75 hourly since I’m near the top of the range. I am permitted only 6 hours teaching weekly and 1 hour advising students. I cannot accept more hours, but often I will be offered less.

I am not paid at all for grading papers, attending required training, or meeting with students…