Dad?

In a perfect world, Belichick picks him up, Brady retires from repeated head injuries, Kap leads them to Super Bowl and Trump’s head explodes.

Pre-existing conditions.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

that is a retired NHL player crushing the Grammy Award-winning artist Justin Bieber.

Ben Stein: Ok class let’s reveal who we voted for. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

*Watersportsgate

-R. Kellyanne

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

alternate headline:

Could you imagine how big this story would be if there was a hard stud back there?

I bet these comments will be reasonable, nuanced and measured!

Was he also past the line of scrimmage when he threw the pass? If he was behind it at all it would be the smallest possible part of his foot.

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

I think you’re missing some zeros on the size of the box us fixed-wing pilots need to land safely.

You can think of flying a helicopter like keeping funds in 3 separate bank accounts: rotor speed (Nr), altitude, and airspeed. While your engines are working, you pretty much have carte blanche to add to all three accounts. As soon as you lose your engines, you have to manage all three of those.

Here in Dallas it is something the sports radio guys talk about quite a bit. I would be very surprised if her was a first ballot guy despite his productive career.