This is what I came here to say. I’m not trying to be brave, I’m just trying to live my life.

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

I decided not to have children. It’s not bravery, but I do have to prepare myself for the neighborhood functions. The cold shoulder I get from the moms is very chilly.

The good news for childless women: people mostly lay off when you hit 40 (if you’re single, at least). I think they’re afraid I’ll blow my brains out if reminded I’m a childless spinster. So I feel no pressure AND I (mostly) get to do whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want. (I still have to go to work and shit.)

The question to ask isn’t what breed the dog is, but whether it’s a rescue. And if she bought that dog instead of adopting, shame on her. I hope that everyone with a dog has a happy and long time to spend with them, no matter how the dog joined their family, but everyone should adopt. Yes I know people need certain…

And now I know that I’m cleaner than you.