Apparently she really loves her tacos flavored with spit?

“Anyway, I give this movie 34 stars.”

Just about everyone in the video looks like the people in Wall-E sans hover chairs. We are truly approaching the end of days.

Nah, that other group was wearing cargo shorts and Under Armor shirts with wrap-around sunglasses. This one is wearing cargo shorts and cotton t-shirts with wrap-around sunglasses. Totally different aesthetic.

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

The police are the most dangerous gang in the country.

“Another classic three-goal effort” — Harry Kane

Boom. Tarrifs.

I never made the connection between the comedian and the bike’s appearance. When I first received my Farley from Trek I thought the frame was damaged. Turns out they all have a little crack in them.

If you have to lie about why you canceled your event, then have your state-run media lie about why you canceled your event, you might just have to admit you’re the kid in class who’ll never have anyone come to his birthday party.

Someone on Facebook posted a long screed about how they know the driver, and they have a history of mental illness, and that the driver “wouldn’t hurt a flea”.

That is indeed some impressive laziness, as Right Said Fred is mentioned in this article both before and after Fairbrass’s name comes up.

Usually breaking up a double play involves the guy covering second throwing to first, meaning he’s STARING DIRECTLY AT THE RUNNER who’s trying to knock him over.

Zlatan did not receive a red card. The red card received Zlatan.

My condolences to Matthew Broderick and family.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“Magaryan” sounds like the surname of a guy who sells Mazdas on the Brand Boulevard of Cars in Glendale

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