Apparently she really loves her tacos flavored with spit?

“Anyway, I give this movie 34 stars.”

Just about everyone in the video looks like the people in Wall-E sans hover chairs. We are truly approaching the end of days.

Nah, that other group was wearing cargo shorts and Under Armor shirts with wrap-around sunglasses. This one is wearing cargo shorts and cotton t-shirts with wrap-around sunglasses. Totally different aesthetic.

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

The police are the most dangerous gang in the country.

“Another classic three-goal effort” — Harry Kane

Boom. Tarrifs.

I never made the connection between the comedian and the bike’s appearance. When I first received my Farley from Trek I thought the frame was damaged. Turns out they all have a little crack in them.

When will they finally use the real enemy of Lego?

If you have to lie about why you canceled your event, then have your state-run media lie about why you canceled your event, you might just have to admit you’re the kid in class who’ll never have anyone come to his birthday party.

a love story between its titular hero and his human companion

Someone on Facebook posted a long screed about how they know the driver, and they have a history of mental illness, and that the driver “wouldn’t hurt a flea”.

That is indeed some impressive laziness, as Right Said Fred is mentioned in this article both before and after Fairbrass’s name comes up.

Usually breaking up a double play involves the guy covering second throwing to first, meaning he’s STARING DIRECTLY AT THE RUNNER who’s trying to knock him over.

Zlatan did not receive a red card. The red card received Zlatan.

My condolences to Matthew Broderick and family.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”