Ah yes, the guy who is “confident” enough to “tell it like it is.” Also known as generally being an asshole.

Hey! You can’t complain about Deadspin complaining about the unwritten rules of baseball. That’s, that’s,... that’s against the unwritten rules of Deadspin commenting. Act like you’ve been here before!

This nerd can’t beat anyone.

The reaction

These colors don’t run.... on any world cup pitch.

Big year for this dude. Roseanne goes back on the air and now this

Translation:

I love how most republicans who have all this “respect” for the military were errily silent when Trump was trashing McCain for being a POW. “I like people who weren’t captured” he said of McCain. He then went on to insult the gold star family.

The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

Another thing he has in common with Bartolo: A hard working belt.

Yeah but, his brown shirt was impeccably pressed...

Oh thank god barstool reader is here

Wooden? Just because Bill is starting to look like a fucking Ent it’s not nice to point it out...

All I remember about Wooden is him constantly scolding me about enjoying dunks.

That depends. Is the teacher black or white?

“I can’t believe it’s over so soon” - Rick Pitino

I’m 46 and I give myself a thorough trimming just about every Friday. Then I call my wife and remind her to pick up some booze on her way home from work.

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Came for this and I got it, thank you. Also fuck any post who complains about this joke being made again. It should never not be made.

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