Clarification: apparently the NCAA says they can’t claim to even being there.

Cue the magic that is Kessler checking down by game 4.

I’m starting to think perhaps Charlie Strong didn’t need any more time at Texas.

Keep going

I know I’m just piling on but for fuck’s sake, how does Kaepernick not have a job? I mean, I know, I just expect better of us as a people. So, fuck me for being such a dumbass.

The coolest thing my jazz and easy listening parents ever did was never bitch about my music choices as a kid. Even when my asshole brother tried to get me in trouble for listening to the Butthole Surfers, they just said I was free to listen to what I wanted. So amazing for a couple of conservatives. But I love so…

For fuck’s sake, why is this a thing? Some days I feel we get the society we deserve.

I’ll assume the suspect is white since he’s, you know, alive.

I’m not sure Vince knows where he went to college.

It’s the Notre Dame thing. Guessing it feels good to punch anyone from there.

Sometimes reclined seats result in bumpy rides from my knees jammed into the seat in front of me.

Extreme white shit

Guessing the Uber driver was thinking Oher would never see it coming.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! There are open racists in Boston? Why is this the first I’ve heard of this?

Great seats still available.

One of the all time greats

Eugene is going to be fun in a couple years.

Ding ding ding. I see someone had been reading history books. Well summarized.

Best clothes hanger? Your mom’s floor.

Best clothes hanger? Your mom’s floor.

Fifa, Madden and NCAA Football. That shit is timeless. You can squeeze in a complete game in 30 min while dinner is in the oven, kids watching cartoons and wife not home from work yet. Never play online, those guys are dicks.