Where exactly would you relegate them to? The USL?

The problem with Portland is that they stumbled into the playoffs, were a deeply flawed team all year and yet the fans and most of the media act like they are thisclose to winning it all. Heck, most of them think they earned getting out of the first round last year. They’re never going further than the first round as…

You would think the Seahawks, Trail Blazers and Colorado teams would be more popular in free agency.

Hey! You swiped my handle.

Still a big “nope” for me.

We’re going to build a wall to keep bad hombres like so-called journalist Pete Finebaum out of Michigan. And Alabama is going to pay for it. It’ll be great.

Torrance High? Or is this just common high school creep actions?

I actually commented to my wife in what the insurance must’ve been for the rigger. Still thought it was live.

Oh my God. He just dropped “I have several black friends” for Black History Month.

Blazers should probably get above .500 before talking about anyone else’s game. That team is the most millennial in the league talking about CJ and Dame getting snubbed by the All Star Game or beefing with the 12th place Lakers all while barely hanging on to the we’re gonna get swept 8th seed. And not even close to…

If Kung Fu kicking Nazis is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Ooh, Ahh, Cantona!

I guess it all depends on who is doing the targeting before you determine if it’s targeting.

Let me know when you see one.

Attack of the Filibuster!

You think President Camacho will sign that fucker?

“Does he have any eligibility left?”

Do you even play goalie, bro?

If you’re tracking calories and you shoot/track chicken and waffles, the only response the app should have is “Dude? Seriously? Why do I even bother.”

When they left LA or Cleveland?

Lane Kiffin sleeping with Nick Saban’s daughter thinks this rumor is weak.