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Less hideous and more abysmally generic and boring. Which I think is even worse.

oh fuck off, pope.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

I repeat the same thing over and over to everyone who asks me how to get a six pack: diet. Diet, diet, diet. And when you think you’re done, perfect your diet even further! Man or woman, you need to drop the processed sugar, yeast, and extra fat.

About the bulky thing:

This is why I have a rage stroke every time I think about the popularity of barre classes. They perpetuate the myth that ladies need Special Lady Workouts that make your muscles “long and lean,” not bulky like a man. THAT’S NOT HOW MUSCLES WORK!!!

No, no you don’t lift

It would be nice if mine acknowledged the disparity rather than reveling in it.

They may not hate you. Just resent that fact that you got a better deal on family, and likely finances. Kids of current wives fare better than kids of former wives.

My dad married his secretary.

I think it mean you have to go hard. Leave it all on the field. Your marriage should be EXTREME. Drink Gatorade. Better yet, Red Bull. Couples Crossfit.

As someone in a really “not great” period of marriage right now, I have to confess I hate hearing “Marriage is hard!” or “Marriage is work!” - how hard is it really supposed to be? How much work is too much work? I know all relationships are hard work - but at what point can you look at something and say “This is more

My husband and I are int he process of trying. I was talking to a guy at a show this weekend (because we are still childless, we just picked up and walked into this show at a local bar and happened to run into an acquaintance). This guy didn’t know if we had kids and my husband said we were working on it. This guy

Talking about the decision to have kids with my queer friends: “I don’t know, I know it seems like a lot of time and effort and money but the truth is we’ve just reached that point in our life where we want to start a family and grow our love, you know?”