When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

How does the dildo library above accomplish either? It is beyond weird and gross for an adult to take a group of kids to a sex shop. It just is. The fact that she did it without parental consent goes beyond the pale.

I wasn’t trying to be shitty - so sorry if it came across that way. Working to be thin and healthy, if that is what you want to do, is amazing, and I’ll be over here cheering you on and sending you all the positive vibes. I have nothing against skinny women and women who maintain being thin in a healthy way. My…

But even that is so so so dependent on body type - at 5’9 and 180 lbs, I’m slim, a size 8-10, sometimes a 12 depending on manufacturers. I’ve got broad shoulders and I have lean muscular legs from all the activity and exercising (lifelong cyclist and swimmer, plus a bunch of other stuff). I’m far from perfect, but I…

WOW she looks like Jessica Lange!

Ahhh I always thought I'd use that song somewhere if I got married. Lovely tender song.

Your husband’s gramps looks like a damn delight, and I want to have a drink with him! Also, you looked amazing, and your family seems ridiculously awesome.

For Christmas, his youngest sister sent us a gigantic print of that photo. I think it is the piece of art that will really tell everyone we’re responsible adults.

My husband shaved off his beard the night before we got married, I giggled through the whole thing because I was not used to his face anymore.

Real picture:

Here is me and my little sister ugly crying at our older sister’s wedding.

I believe you, and you are my hero for having the courage to updog Cathy Young. I said so then, I’ll say it again now. http://jezebel.com/dear-josie-you…

Move to Portland! I did and I love it. It’s walkable, cute, interesting, tons of good restaurants, cheap beer, etc etc. It’s not that hipster, promise. It simply doesn’t have the money to be that hipster. Maine is the 49th best state to do business in, according to Forbes (i.e. it’s the worst!). I still manage to live…

How do you think they make vanilla extract?

cannot resist

Jonathan Franzen Can’t Write Sex.

The article is SO LONG. I wonder if that was on purpose — like Bleak House was as long and drawn-out as the court case the book was about. This article is as long as the fabric on a maxi dress.

Those were the days. Allure/Cosmo/Vogue would publish an article like this, and Dodai would then make fun of the inanity of said article.