I saw this movie on opening weekend with a half-dozen friends at college. I immediately embraced it, and bought it on VHS (and later on DVD) and also bought the soundtrack. Afterwards, we spent our entire Chinese buffet lunch in a spirited debate, with half the group loving the film and the other half hating it - but…

Feels like an Arby's night…

It's a great place to spend half your paycheck on really small burgers, very basic fries, and a blizzard clone.

"Oh, here's comes that movie with all the comic book villains in it. That's cool."

You have a definite Opus the Penguin vibe goin' on within your ranting structure. I dig that.

KEYSER SOZE!!

Well, now that Twilight fervor is kaput, those types of women need another young dude to lust after since Edward and Jacob have run their course.

OUTTA MY F*UCKIN' CAB! OUT!

His…music? Interesting, I did not know that. I thought the dude was just, like, Kardashian or Snookie "famous", from a reality show or something - not from anything actually worth lauding. That is, if it's worth lauding. Opinions?

Pretty sure he got kakked in the movie, but you never can tell since we didn't see his body get blowed up. After Tony and Rhodey knock him on his metal butt, he sets off all the 'splosions, but hey, you know how it is in comic books…

Kudos for the Venture Bros reference.

"We're through the Looking Glass here, people!"

It would have been even more heartbreaking if the dodgy CGI old-age effects wouldn't have thrown me out of the moment. It's always the lips and mouth movement during dialogue that looks unnatural and shoddy.

I thought that was Tits McGee?!

I say thee NEIGH!

Knoxville. Tennessee. You will never find a more wretched hive of sloth and redneckery.

Probably move on to the superheroes whose names started with D.

Spacehunter: Adventures In The Forbidden Zone in 3-D?

He's simply a facilitator in his brief time in the film, and will be much more prominent as the Infinity Gauntlet story grows throughout the Marvel movies.

Is Charming Rouge the next affably-enhanced shade of glossy sunset facial powder from MaX-Factor?