Probably a random wanderer from Ain't It Cool News…

I read that as a tree with plants - and although I agree that we can't have everything, I wondered why we couldn't have that.

You shouldn't hit your wife, Johnny. My father hit his wife once. Once.

I dig your style, dude. Or dudette.

Not at all. Quality =/= Money. However, Marvel/Disney has tapped into a vibe that works, and they're going to stick with it until it doesn't - which, from most accounts, will be a long, long while. Only a fool would tamper with something that works this well, and while corporate bigwigs can be the most foolish of all,…

Kate Beckinsale has never looked drop-dead sexier than in that movie, but that's about all I can say about Van Helsing.

It was Nick Nolte's arsecheeks, actually. But close enough to the same image that you can be forgiven.

Bravo, sirrah.

He was Proud to Partake of the Pecan Pie.

But is the world ready for dozens of SUPER SLO-MO Hulk punches and Betty Ross being played by Olivia Wilde running around in a skimpy school-girl latex outfit?

This is quickly turning into the Van Helsing movie.

"HULK STRAIGHT!" - Mark Millar, Ultimates

Trying and failing at higher art is just as bad as trying and succeeding at mediocre art.

Highly agree with this.^^^

Generation X was really more of an extended TV-pilot for a series that was never produced rather than a superhero movie. Shoulda gone with Catwoman as your go-to trash superhero film.

That's a Skrull, dude. Talbot is really dead.

Thank Odin for that!

Right, because those Fantastic Four (Fox) movies lensed by auteur Tim Story were misunderstood, quirky brilliance…and the Ghost Rider (Sony) stories brought to life by Nicolas Cage's brave, nuanced performances were ahead of their time…and Catwoman (Warner Bros.) was one of the most tragic and dazzling examples of an…

I see the mechanics of why people feel the need to compare the two Hulk films, but because both of them are bad movies, trying to champion either one is an exercise in masochism. For every good point that either Hulk movie makes, they make five bad ones. Why are they both bad movies? Because they both failed miserably…