Wow, seriously? This is some straight bullshit. Way to double down on being assholes. “Can’t afford to see a movie on opening weekend due to circumstances we don’t care about because we haven’t even considered them? Too bad, fuck you.” Good God you make me want to actually support Hogan.

You’re doing a lot of things, and I can say with near certainty you’ve never done any of them right.

These BYU gags are getting repetitive.

I like you, Dave. But I cannot believe you just wrote a 5,676-word article on fucking James Dolan’s fucking band.

God I couldn’t tell that the show title in the headline was fake because it is FOX.

The only possible explanation I can think of (if you think teams give a shit) is that they’re hoping this lights a fire under Prescott’s ass and he becomes better than the rest. But the plain truth is that teams don’t care what a kid getting drafted thinks of them because the kids doesn’t have a choice, among many…

Not possible, because it wouldn’t be finished in time.

When do you want to hold people accountable for their actions? This isn’t some fucking toddler that heard the f word and started repeating it without any clue, these are young adults. They’re all over the age of 18 unless they somehow run a college baseball team for gifted 16 year olds, which I doubt. I’ve got a…

Huh. Today I learned.

I didn’t think the Premier league had been around for 48 years. Didn’t it form in the early 90s?

That works a bit, but it’s not their second year ever at the level.

Psst, guess what. A-Rod doesn’t have a personal supply chain. Major League Baseball was the supply chain. Every baseball player you’ve ever enjoyed watching was on something or some other thing and all thanks to being in the league.

I’ve always marveled at men made of straw.

How in the world does shit like this get recommended?

The real story in this article is MLB The Show legend Eddie Gamboa is getting coached up to try to become real MLB legend Eddie Gamboa.

EDIT: Nevermind, it had my monitor as being WAY bigger than it really is.

What is this, standup for ants?!

Well, maybe you haven’t been paying attention, but there aren’t very many good people in the NFL, and I would even say in sports as a whole. Marshall is entertaining, and he advocates for mental health issues, so to me that makes him decent enough.

Because on those plays those officials have overlapping zones of responsibility (offensive line vs defensive line, for example) but are clear to call for whatever they see, as its sometimes important to have that input (IE a neutral zone infraction by the defense vs a false start by the offense)