After the game Kimbrel refused to join the rest of the team for a meal in the cafeteria and instead found an empty area of steps where he could eat his sandwich alone......

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

“He said, ‘The sheriff is NEAR!’”

Warning Shark

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

These owners really need to stick to sports.

sir this is a wendy’s

Congrats on joining us here at what I like to call, the punchline

I don’t know why Lebron and/or the Lakers felt the need to put this out there, I’m quite sure JR already knew the score.

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Bone hugs in harmony.

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

Good god, they really came out of the woodwork for this one... Love ya, Lauren, and fuck these burner accounts that are somehow getting un-greyed.

This comment section is filled with some great arguments: “Why are you threatened by this person being given a platform to say you should be murdered simply for your existence?! GET OVER YOURSELF, GEEZ!”

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

“Greater than/less than” symbols beyond the education level of your average Stoolie, to the surprise of nobody.