This was my immediate thought too, but it looked really funny. And I’m a Knicks fan.

You writing about a league you don’t follow is funnier than every awful article you put out about this league you don’t follow.

I think everything but the automatic review idea is good. Leave automatic reviews for turnovers and scoring plays because that makes life easier on everyone.

Billy Haisley, who says he doesn’t follow MLS, continues to cover MLS.

Man, how are you going to write about a league that you don’t even follow?

And he traveled/shuffled his pivot foot.

Ah yes, the poor innocent billion dollar teams could never be doing anything wrong.

Yeah, that game was fucking great live, until the second half kicked off.

No, but they do sometimes take time off to handle personal issues. This has been “things football players do.”

Masterful.

A Boston sports fan that feels they have the best [x]. Color me shocked.

Man you must be fun at parties.

Other things that should have ended a long time ago: this article.

“My penis looks ridiculous.” -Brett Favre

Draymond Green’s foul out foul and the OT off ball foul say otherwise. Those are just two examples, mind.

Because he’s a flaming asshole?

A guy “checking out” while his team is in the playoffs is a perfect reason to bury him.

While I don’t agree with the terms, I agree with the sentiment.

You just whooshed so hard that China now is under monsoon warning.

2 seam fastball has break on it. Could be he held it too long or something. Kazmir isn’t exactly a pinpoint pitcher.