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We’ll remember it was we knew it, a huge scammy piece of shit and a cautionary tale for fake game trailers and hype moving forward. 

This is incredibly unsurprising. Freely-available AI content generation tools have only been around for a short time and already they’re being used for exactly what we all knew they would be used for. We are not ready, as a society, for this level of disinformation.

Never has a film had a more concrete window to exist (the 2-5 years after Tron: Legacy came out) and missed it more clearly than this one.

I enjoyed Tron: Legacy, but
Jared Leto as lead?
No Daft Punk?

I think it’s kids and money. As parents and kids get older, they become concerned with how their kids are going to make in when they leave the house, and they become susceptible to the Fox News narrative that the Democrats are really Socialists who want to take everyone’s money.

They don’t actually care. They just need to eat X amount of culture war supplements per day. Tomorrow they’ll be mad because a trans person was briefly in the background of a shot in some movie and they’ll forget this happened.

Only other use for me is showing my Ring doorbell when someone dings it. Other than that my use cases are exactly the same. 

Alexa, play (whatever song)

The main use for Alexa in my house is

Congrats Amazon. You can sell the important information of what it sounds like when I masturbate.

My cats want me to give them a Lebanon Bologna sandwich every time I make one for myself too, but they’re not getting that, either.

Aren’t people already paying for it with the data Amazon is collecting? Eat shit, Bezos.

WandaVision started out as something really interesting, but man did they bork the landing. It went from a meta-commentary on TV in general to a bog-standard mid-air laser/punch fight that could’ve been in any MCU movie or show.

RB4 kept the rhythm game era going for much longer than I expected back in 2013, so I can’t complain. Still, it’s sad to see the era end for real now. I doubt there will be a Rock Band 5, now that Harmonix is beholden to Epic’s plan for transforming Fortnite into a metaverse. But It’s not like there was a market still

I just don’t get the love for WandaVision, fun at first, terrible towards the end. That ending was beyond cringe, “they’ll never know what you sacrificed”, was as bad as most Youtube hate videos made it out to be, she killed people, mind-kidnapped hundreds? Thousands? All because she lost Vis to Thanos, like literally

Wandavision was such a disappointment for me. The fake out with Pietro was so lame and Wanda facing absolutely no consequences for literally torturing a whole town will forever leave a bad taste.

I haven’t seen every Marvel show, but Loki, Legion, and Moon Knight are at the top of my list. 

Respectfully, maybe 2009 was better depending on nostalgia, but I reserve worst for Into Darkness. Portable transwarp beaming, Khan without context, and everyone on the promotions side saying “no, he’s not khan, he’s a brand new character we made up named John Harrison” to the point where we accepted it and then

Much like several other things, such as Twitter/X, the press is part of the problem in this issue.

Why does HP keep paying out all that money? Because a fine is a price
Until the courts are able to hand out punishments that are actually punishments, companies are going to keep on doing dodgy dealings that make more money than the fine they’ll eventually be hit with

The ink that costs more than just buying another printer.