Listen, if anyone can be trusted to deliver a script about media pandering, it’s South Park, the ancient franchise that’s been pandering nonstop to mediocre edgy white dudebros for a quarter century.

Can we finally add South Park to the list of overly long running adult animated shows that need to die already?

Sure, it may be hemorrhaging lots of money now, but just imagine how much more money it will be hemorrhaging in five to ten years!

I have no idea what he’s singing about but a quick search tells me it’s about the exact same things he always sings about: fame, wealth, power, all of the cool stuff he has. Typical Drake rap flossing.
WEG, on the other hand, is about the ‘rough’ boys from the East side pursuing the ‘posh’ girls in a distinctively…

A hilariously terrible take. Hahaha holy shit. So...something awful made the world the way it is today, and we should be grateful to the billionaires who are permanently ruining our only planet and continue to jerk them off. Incredible reasoning.

I grow and buy most of my food local. My internet is powered by hydro (which yes, has it’s own problems) and whatever “oil” my computer may be made with is pretty minimal. But sure.

Already hated this based on this headline and this just makes it even worse

I love how they are trying to be cool with the kids and then have the tag “shellstationsus”
Shell Stations US was probably their intention... but the kids will read it differently.

‘You’re a loose cannon!’

He should announce this, but also say that they won’t start work on it until 46 days from now. So that if a government shutdown happens, he can say that Republicans refuse to pay for the wall.

That’s just mean

It's almost as if it's not some massive conspiracy and he's just a fucking idiot. 

He gets a prominent media platform that can be used as an echo-chamber for right-wing agendas leading up to next year’s election. He will be able to use his influence to funnel money from politicians fitting his political agenda and hold sway over them if they win power next November.

And honestly, the Midichlorians are simple enough that they’re easy enough to either a) ignore entirely or b) explain them away in another fashion (for example, my go-to is that they’re just attracted to Force-sensitivity, they don’t cause it). But the Mortis stuff required three episodes of The Clone Wars based…

Exactly. The whole thing is like a large scale version of explaining midichlorians. Sometimes, the best stories are ruined with a backstory.

I don’t need my hand held like that necessarily — asking people to watch ancillary content to understand the show they’re watching is a step too far in my opinion anyway — but a 10s name drop or 30s of “have you ever heard of the Mortis whatever, Hati? they blah blah“ would have gone a long way here

He’s been trying for years, according to former Chief of Staff John Kelly:

“if you just like, flew your goddamn ship”

We’ve learned long ago to not question the Star Destroyer-sized plot holes and logic farts in furtherance of our good time stories, lest Chopper come after us.

““It is not sustainable for GameStop to operate a money losing business,””