Ugh, tried to edit and the formatting got Kinja’d. Should be:

Oh sure, add it in later and make me look like a doof. I SEE YOUR PLOY.

I’m sorry. Did someone forget The Great Muppet Caper???? The man was a genius.

“But, to his credit, he has admitted in the past that he says a lot of dumb shit for attention.”

where every mention of “game” has been replaced with “experience”

“She’s a chicken”? Seriously? What adult talks like that?

There’s a resurrection queue? Interesting. Makes sense.

And wasn’t it mentioned somewhere that precog mutants couldn’t be resurrected? You think that would make people stop and think.

Ooooh. Serious old-school D&D vibes here. Open the chest! Ooh! Save or die! Ah well. Roll up another character.

Right? Even with the track record that time-travel movies have, this doesn’t make much sense.

This is the question I want answered.

All I want is the Technocracy to burst out of nowhere and start taking out reality deviants Agent Smith and T-800 style. Just to watch people who aren’t familiar with the lore go “WTF was THAT??”

Stupid shit on the internet. Film at 11.

Sweet. I wondered when this would finally get its movie tie-in.

What a troll. He’s just looking for attention from rednecks.

The best part is that there are so many games that are 10-20 years old now, still fantastic, and free.

My god, all the stars.

Right there with you. Best outcome here is for him to die horribly and publicly, and maybe make some people go “holy shit, this is serious.”

Well, if it’s a horror game, maybe... something changes? Or maybe not. Maybe you’ll never even notice. But there’s always that lingering doubt...

As a dad with two little kids who spend a LOT of time on Roblox, here’s what it’s got going for it: