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Sorry about the crabby, off-topic post, everyone. When I woke up this morning I realized that I’m about to spend a week with a houseful of racists, and then I see this on AV Club, and I was just in a foul mood. I usually try to make my posts about more than just venting. Sorry.

GOP strategy is simple and straightforward: keep control of the Senate. The senate can control what bills go through, select judges, and block impeachments. Democrat president? Block everything. GOP president? Allow him to stack the deck as much as possible in any way possible in order to maintain your grip on power

Fortnite. I was curious and decided to give it a download after I read an article about chapter 2 being a bit of a reboot, and I get why it’s so popular. It’s quite fun.

That Soundwave is amazing.

Baby-Thing-We-Dont-Know-The-Name-Of-But-Is-The-Same-As-Yoda

SOFTER THAN A MORNING DIAPER

Wait. Did he say “you’re the best in the parsec”?

FFS. Does Twitch need a big huge disclaimer when you agree to their TOS, “You Must Notify Your Local Police Before Use”?

I like where this is going.

or even the value to weight ratio of your items

Puddles is brilliant. Everything he did with Postmodern Jukebox is pure gold. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Non-parents: the big secret is that when your kid’s Social Security paperwork is processed, along with a little blue card you receive a letter from the Dept. of Education stating that it is your Civic Duty as a parent to instill proper values upon your children, and the true reason car locks and seat belts exist is

indicating his support for the pro-Democracy protests in Hong Kong. (Protesters in Hong Kong wear masks to obscure their identity from government surveillance and stay safe from tear gas.)

has developed a rabid fan over the years

Back in the day I was in a (great) guild with an incredibly toxic player, but he was also incredibly dedicated, so the guild leaders (who were fantastic people) put up with it. Everybody constantly told him to knock it off, and he’d scale it back for a while... My wife & I told the guild leaders that if they ever

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

Good man.

Here’s the upside: we pretty much live in a golden age of video games. None of us will ever have enough time or money to play all the truly excellent games out there.

“That’s what I do!”

Good points. Why not just expand the franchise? Win/win.