Wait. Did he say “you’re the best in the parsec”?

FFS. Does Twitch need a big huge disclaimer when you agree to their TOS, “You Must Notify Your Local Police Before Use”?

I like where this is going.

or even the value to weight ratio of your items

Puddles is brilliant. Everything he did with Postmodern Jukebox is pure gold. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Non-parents: the big secret is that when your kid’s Social Security paperwork is processed, along with a little blue card you receive a letter from the Dept. of Education stating that it is your Civic Duty as a parent to instill proper values upon your children, and the true reason car locks and seat belts exist is…

indicating his support for the pro-Democracy protests in Hong Kong. (Protesters in Hong Kong wear masks to obscure their identity from government surveillance and stay safe from tear gas.)

has developed a rabid fan over the years

Back in the day I was in a (great) guild with an incredibly toxic player, but he was also incredibly dedicated, so the guild leaders (who were fantastic people) put up with it. Everybody constantly told him to knock it off, and he’d scale it back for a while... My wife & I told the guild leaders that if they ever…

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

Good man.

Here’s the upside: we pretty much live in a golden age of video games. None of us will ever have enough time or money to play all the truly excellent games out there.

“That’s what I do!”

Good points. Why not just expand the franchise? Win/win.

I joke that the spicy chicken is good because it’s flavored with hate. It makes me feel marginally better.

Impressive timing. I just started replaying Skyrim on my old Xbox. My dad build is dumping everything into archery and sneaking because one-shots is all I got time for. And $5 for the Hearthfire add-on so my kiddo can pick out which kids to adopt and decide how to decorate the houses.

There’s a weird vibe of people trying to justify themselves here... maybe the doc will put it into better context. But stuff like this, it’s like, these are not good things, folks:

No no, this is far more meta. Mario just thinks he’s negotiating... or maybe it’s to fool the player.

When I’m talking to my wife about an RPG and she asks, “Yes, but do they use thwacko?” I know I made good choices in my life.

Man, thank you. My exact reaction.