“Having kids means you don’t get to do all the things that you used to do before you had kids. Yes, your kid is supposed to interfere with you getting brewskis with your bros at the local pop-up gastropub (if you talk like that, I hate you more than you could possibly imagine). If your kid is in diapers, they’re too…

Sky is about as goth as store brand Frosted Flakes.

Can we add Cheers to this list? Whenever people out here in AZ find out that I’m from “BAAAAHstin,” they try to play the motherfucking Cheers trivia game with me and do terrible accents for at least 30 minutes.

I can only imagine. The Sanctimommy crowd is out for blood.

The thing is, I don’t hate kids. I don’t love them, either, I don’t want one, but if other people want them, hey, cool! But jesus christ, if I have to hear one more parent tell me how entitled and selfish childfree people are while simultaneously complaining…

“And then that person is the asshole because “kids will be kids” or “babies will be babies” and expecting parents to make an effort to respect the space of non parents seems to be an offensive prospect.”

“Sure, parenting is hard and thankless, but it’s also a choice you made.”

I just came here to say how much I miss Aslan. And Kulshan, Wander, and Chuckanut.

Grandma, I TOLD YOU, no more internet!

White women getting upset that they are asked to consider the colonialist subtext of a fashion revival, stomp their feet,whine about how they are only “allowed” to wear bathrobes because “everything else is apparently cultural appropriation now,” and the News at 10.

God forbid you’re asked to unpack some of your…

Where did those delicious black bean taquitos go, though?

My overworked, tired ass depends on those for a quick meal more often than I care to admit.

“If you invite family that have children, and say no children are allowed, you are telling said family members you don’t want them at your wedding.”

“If you invite family that have children, and say no children are allowed, you are telling said family members you don’t want them at your wedding.”

HOLY SHIT.

Women aren’t delicate, fragile fucking things that cannot watch such unpleasantries without a proper fainting couch nearby.

If a dude invited me over to watch my favorite movie(Blade Runner), I’d consider him a catch.

Ok, I’ll bite---why is Blade Runner a red flag?

I’m at work right now, and I just started crying at my desk. Like, full on Ugly Kim Kardahsian crying over here.

I find it hilarious that the same people who comment in posts about children making noise in restaurants, and say things like, “blah blah, you cannot control every aspect of other people’s behavior in public, if you don’t like my 2 year old scream-crying and throwing spaghetti for 2 hours, you’re the one with the…

That’s how I feel about children.

Arabic is a language, boo, not a people.

Three WHOLE drinks with dinner? Quelle horreur!

I usually have no problems with people who abstain from drinking, but you just sound like an uptight git. All of your comments so far have taken on a smug and embittered tone.

Don’t want to drink, fine. But that doesn’t make you a morally superior human being. It just…