Former long time(10 years) H&M employee here.
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branstarkandthestandingovations
That’s a Belgian Malinois, not a German Shepherd.
UNLESS there is a serial necrophiliac in Winnipeg, Chicago AND Barcelona on the loose... ;)
My mother was engaged to my father in the early 80's. She still lived in her own apartment, while attending college and working part time at a local shoe store. At the time, she was a few months pregnant with me. A couple months prior, a man moved into her building, in with his parents. He always seemed to be…
That’s strangely sweet--the part about your surrogate mother, not your self harm. Glad you’re doing better today.
Dude, this guy I dated years ago told me the same story, but instead of Spain, it was in Chicago.
Nope, not buying it.
Who in the fuck hands out baby bibs, jewelry, barbie dolls, and books on Halloween?
THAT’S the scariest part of your tale.
Oh, good lord.
That made me jump.
I think I love you.
Haha, do you happen to live in AZ? Cause people do that here. I am a transplanted Masshole, and I refuse to drive the majority of the time in AZ because it takes 35 minutes to go four blocks.
Aw, what’s the matter? Eastern Med food doesn’t have enough high fructose corn syrup and mayo to appease your toddler palate?
No, dude.
Six months into our relationship, I booked a vacation for my birthday. A few days before our departure, I asked him if he needed me to borrow any of my luggage, as I was heading over to the storage unit that afternoon, and could easily grab it while I was there. He got a weird look, and told me that he was just going…
“I’m not quite “it’s just a dog” but the “abuse” that I’m reading here doesn’t seem as bad as some make it out to be.
“usually along the lines of “I don’t want kids, where’s my paid six weeks off?” or “Why do single people always have to pick up the slack for parents?”
....we say things like this BECAUSE that has been our experience. I work in an office environment where the people with kids always duck out early for picking up…
That’s a lot of words for “I’m a self centered asshole.”
Every time I use this tactic, there is always someone with a toddler or an infant in the bar area. Jesus Christ, stay in your damn lane! We sit at the bar to escape your sticky offspring and be granted a respite from the incessant shrieking and crying, and you just had to park your Nissan Rogue---er, stroller in the…
Yeah, it fucking broke my heart when the kid being pinned down still had the presence of mind to tell his sister to run. Because he saw how this was going to play out. The same way it plays out all the damn time when our kids exist in public. Our kids stop being kids in the eyes of society pretty much at birth.
Nah, racism was correct. Turkic peoples nearly eliminated all of the Armenians during the Armenian Genocide, and not shockingly, Turkey and Azerbaijan are complicit in modern day acts of violence and cultural genocide against the Armenian people.