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Branniganian in my Strategery
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church officials were always suspicious of Kidman because her father was psychologist.

My mom was right - your face really WILL freeze like that!

That IS her smile....

Never has a person's face so perfectly matched their soul.

Actually, it makes no fucking sense whatsoever. When you don't vaccinate your kids and they catch measles, you're hurting all of the innocent people who catch measles from your kid. It's the exact opposite of a victimless crime.

"Freedom to Obtain Conversion Therapy Act"

There is nothing wrong with his pants. It is just that Riker is a man who doesn't sit. He mounts.

But when I do my mom

MOM! what are you doing here???

I am putting this on my tombstone. After I die of self erotic asphyxiation.

It sounds like herpes mixed with spite to be honest.

I think you're missing the point of how most people approached the No More Page 3 campaign.

Little do they suspect that once puberty hits, those boys will all gain superpowers. Puberty gives boys the ability to juggle semi-trucks with their testicles, and fire lasers from their mouths, thus improving their basketball ability beyond the reach of girls, who upon puberty only gain boobs.

Way to denigrate a bunch of kids who are working as a team, with an inspiring coach, and succeeding in sports, despite odds against them.

they make such sloppy passes

My grandma lived with us for a few years until her needs got to the point where she had to go into a rest home. It was pretty interesting sometimes. My mother got no thanks for taking care of her. Her siblings refused. Her brother literally left the country.

I actually signed up for a Kinja account because of this comment. It is exactly right - what you said, "heart-wrenching, not natural and very hard," is completely true.

As the child of a narcissist (my father- thankfully my mother raised me) I can guarantee that grown children do not cut off ties with their parents because the parent did too good a job at building the child's self-esteem or because the parent won't support the view that the child has of themselves. Not talking to a