The Best Documentary category has a history of ridiculous, awful snubs. You have to remember that in 1994, one of the deepest years in film history (Forrest Gump beat The Shawshank Redemption and Pulp Fiction for the Best Film Oscar), they left Hoop Dreams off the list entirely. I'm not talking about not getting a…

Yeah, I still remember leading what was effectively an insurrection in fourth grade at my private Christian elementary school when we read the Book of Exodus. The Sunday School version of Moses and Pharaoh is like a 50's Western with heroic, noble Moses versus Dick Dastardly Pharaoh.

I'm sorry, but to quote Ramirez entirely inappropriately, in the end there can only be one, and that one is still this:

I would watch the hell out of that movie. In my head I call it Le Femme Rihanna.

Their parents were troubled by the same thought. Fortunately, that's when the doctor came in to ask about circumcision . . .

Really, because I'm kind of

I lost my sense of smell when I took a double-dog dare to snort an entire sample bottle of cologne.