I mean, it is the race of entitlement. How is this surprising?

I love this story. It has all the grossness and absurdity of the best of BCO, but with nice people not dicking over the employees.

Federal law, and the laws of most states, do not provide overtime for exceeding eight hours in a day, only if you exceed forty hours in a week. Most of these places are staffed with mostly part-timers, so even getting stuck for a few extra hours on every shift won’t necessarily result in overtime pay.

Kinda like “ Not to be racist, but....” You know it's coming.

Nice use of the new lingo. Fine then, his enemies were waiting around the corner, giggling.

Ellen Page as spunky barista #1

What the fuck is this comment?

John Oliver, you are the only thing that takes the sting of Jon Stewart leaving. Please please be really happy at your awesome job.

Psst... If you read their website it says all remaining money will be given to doctors without borders in the event the church closes.

I have to admit I was part of a ridiculously large order at a fast food restaurant. It was midnight, we were 20 some college students at a leadership conference, and Burger King had a $1.50 for 10 chicken nuggets promotion going on. That meant we could get 500 chicken nuggets for under 80 dollars. Our minds were…

Dear fellow readers of Kitchenette:

Intended to mean that her angry little face was so severely duck faced, that sucking a lemon, which would inflict this face on any kindly face, would make her face less severe. Lady had active bitch face, basically.

“When someone describes themselves as a taxpayer, they’re about to be an asshole.”

I would have never bought the sunscreen in the crazy pool people store. “I don’t carry personal money on me during my shift.”

Dude. Not cool.

nah... the ‘whole shrimp’ thing stamps pool shift all over this crispy crunchy mess.

You’re 1,000 times smarter than the dickwad in the story, and, incidentally, everyone who likes Donald Trump.

Truth. I can only imagine the hell that woman lives in.

The Man and His Daughter Walk Away, Hopefully Forever

Oh but that’s not the best part! They are vegans, yet eating ice cream and cheesecake! Wish I could virtually smack them upside the head.