Hell hath no fury like a white boy who thinks somebody owes him something.

Step 1: Step into the special orange Tommy Hilfiger underdrawers.

Meanwhile, on the set of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries...

I somehow got advertised to by Free People, I’m thinking because my internet browser’s and debit card purchase’s history has a lot of Modcloth (A LOT OF MODCLOTH) and/or Pyramid Collection. So I started looking at Free People clothes, and damn. I’m madly in love. Price point really is just a smidge higher, but the…

Skip all that and go health goth. It’s the new thing.

I’m thinking like retro tennis outfits maybe. I’d buy them and I don’t even play tennis

I have to say, ModCloth has exceptional customer service. I don’t buy from there often, too pricey for my blood and I never get my size right, but I bought a nifty scarf and it arrived with tears in it from the tag. I emailed them and they refunded my entire order, gave me free shipping and 15% off my next order and…

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got plumes, hun!”

No sane person would put their hands right onto a bowl after a server specifically told them that it was hot. The Korean restaurant I worked at routinely served food in bowls/on plates that were boiling hot, and when people were told as much, they did not touch them and therefore did not get burned. Not sure what you…

It is uncalled for to put a bowl under a BROILER with zero purpose other than to mess with someone and hope they hurt themselves.

Great catch but maybe that is what they meant? Their original sign read:

And didn’t he start out in Milwaukee? Wasn’t that his first public sector job? Like Milwaukee County President or something? Maybe Milwaukee went to pot after Walker left. All the way back in like 2002 or something.

But seriously though-= what ARE Scott Walker’s solutions to the problem of possible intergalactic warfare? Also, how doe Scott feel about cyptozoological conservation, especially in regards to Bigfoot and El Chupacabra? The voters want to know!

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

It was cruel of him to give her exactly what she asked for and then specifically warn her it was hot?

You and I have very different definitions of the word “cruel.”

Not to mention that he was once part of the power structure there.

Our bridges are failing, we don’t have the funding to fight forest fires, there are wide swathes of this country that can’t get broadband and this guy thinks we’re going to build a wall?

You are on a spectacular streak of being wrong about everything this week. It’s actually kind of impressive.

Hmm. Tate was totally dreamy, yes. But I don’t think he ever showed his buttcheeks which just seems rude. Like why hide your light under a bushel, dead dude?

I think asking to be buried with the mixer is a reasonable request.