If you think that’s bad, go back and read ANY Marvel or D.C. Comic from the 60's or 70's. It’s the most unnatural dialogue ever, it’s painful to read.

So you couldn’t take 10 minutes to transcribe the speech yourself, instead going with the garbled nonsense from closed captioning? Another half-assed article from Gawker Media.

Merkle or Trudeau would have been well received, AND they’re current leaders. Way to drop the ball.

Hey Megan, how about you come over and give me your paper-thin commentary on celebrities’ lives, then fuck off so I can bang some of your more attractive friends.

What’s the matter, can’t take a joke?

Fuck this stupid article so hard. We have a heroin epidemic that is killing hundreds of people a day in this country, hell we have dozens per day just in Cincinnati, and police try to show the ugly face of the epidemic to scare people into actually DOING something about it and THEY’RE the bad guys!?!?

I’ve been…

This guy should be thrown in contempt for wasting precious court time and money.

Naturally.

And then, there’s io9.

The day they shut down PokeVision is the day I quit playing.

Ugh. Wolf Link. Still have a bad taste in my mouth from that one.

He’s talking about the costume.

You want “objective knowledge”?? The guy brought a sex doll as his date to the movies. No more knowledge necessary to conclude that something is not right.

The current taboo of calling weird people weird is ridiculous.

Exactly. And you don’t bring a fleshlight as your fucking date to the movies.

Eh, I liked the Warcraft movie. Then again, I do think it’s going to be much more appreciated by existing Warcraft fans than the typical movie goer. But it was fun, and sets up a pretty extensive world for the movie series.

So the game that I went and bought a WiiU for, in uncontrollable anticipation, is coming to the next Nintendo console at the exact same time. FML

That looks like permanent marker. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had gotten drunk the night before and some a-hole friend drew it on the back of his neck. He probably doesn’t even know it’s there.

Isn’t this supposed to be a prequel to the first game? Illustrating how Faith became the badass runner she is in the first game?

So is spray-on tanner racist against white people then? Honestly, the fact that this IS a white woman should show that this is not entirely directed at non-whites. Very pale skin is in right now, even for white people, just like tanned skin was in 20-30 years ago.

Pick your battles, this is a stupid one.

Because Japan.