In the gender-neutral age that we live in (hello, Caitlyn Jenner), I don’t see where any of this is relevant. Who’s to say that Ian Malcolm, John Hammond, and Alan Grant don’t identify as women? Embrace the grey area, you crazy cis bastards.

Not that I believe any of that stupid nonsense, just pitting one stupid…

And just as many people are complaining about Doom as they are Michael B Jordan being cast as Johnny Storm.

Can we stop saying that people have a problem with him being cast as Johnny Storm “because he’s black? It’s not specifically because he’s black, it’s because he doesn’t look anything like Johnny Storm in the comics. If he were fat, people would have the same problem. If he were white and had long hair, people would…

Another week, another disappointment from Nintendo.

How about they give us just a regular controller with some goddamn buttons and joysticks and focus their "out-of-the-box" nonsense on making some good fucking games for once?

Then they opened one of the rarest items possible, and the husband completely loses his shit.

They should rename this counter up in the top left from "Movie Sin Counter" to "How Many Comments I can Make Based On the Movie." To call everything that he says a "sin" is a major stretch.

I'd never seen any of the gameplay of Hotline Miami until today. It looks like they lifted the sprites straight out of the old NES Mission Impossible game.

We call that the "shit sandwich" method at my office. Use it all the time.

Sorry, you lost me at Destiny. Shittiest game of the year.

prayer

Even if you aren't religious, please pray...

STEAIEZ?

Poor girl had laryngitis, it happens to the best.

Screw Infinity Blade, Chair, where's my sequel to Shadow Complex!?

Are you still playing Destiny? How embarrassing.

This game just continues to suck more and more every time it's in the news. How they aimed so high and failed so miserably is beyond me.

What a huge disappointment this game turned out to be. No story, lvl 1 enemies give you the same XP and drops as their lvl 25 counterparts, lvl 20 cap at which point you have to essentially FIND your additional levels via rare loot drops... Short of the gameplay being fun (because let's be honest, it's Halo with…

If the xenomorph can't get in, I can't imagine that there's an easy way for a human to get in either. And if there is an access hatch (I suppose the inside would need to be cleaned from time to time), you've either got an air vent to allow air in (which the xenomorph can you use to get to you) or it's air tight and…

How does that protect you from the xenomorph?